{"id":632,"date":"2010-07-03T16:29:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-03T10:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cockybox.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2010-07-03T16:29:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T10:59:35","slug":"men-that-women-should-avoid-volume-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/men-that-women-should-avoid-volume-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Men That Women Should Avoid At All Cost (Volume 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"

A while back, I had prepared a list<\/a> of females that men should avoid at all costs. This time around, and due to popular demand, I\u2019ve compiled the antidote. The list of men you\u2019ll read about have either been acquaintances or been known in some way or other. The point is that the list matters, and not how I know them.<\/p>\n

Although men are, by nature, polygamous and women monogamous, I can still draw a thin line between the different kinds of men and women. And ladies, to be honest, all men stare, all men are cheap (to some extent), and all men are MEN. <\/p>\n

There. I feel much better. <\/p>\n

There is a little bit of these men in every MAN. So, next time your man does something unorthodox or seemingly sheepish, you\u2019ll be prepared. And, since there are so many different kinds of men out there, I have only selected a handful worthy of discussion. Feel free to request a TYPE in the comments section below. <\/p>\n

Buckled up? Here we go ladies.<\/p>\n

The Possessive Poodle<\/strong>
\nThe reason I have chosen the Possessive Poodle, first, is because they are so damn popular. Look around; if you\u2019re a woman, there are plenty of them, everywhere. The best way to define these gentlemen is their peculiar taste in almost everything garbled on ego. These over passionate, over board with the manner with which they conduct themselves and over (put almost anything you want here) kind of men. Usually, and mostly, women fall into their trap because they are puppy-dog like, harmless, feather like \u2013 fascinating, nearly. They will let women do whatever they please (wait, hold your horses) and as soon as the girl commits, you\u2019d see the flipside \u2013 the real arse in disguise.
\nIt would be a no this, no that, not now, not here, you\u2019ll do as I say attitude. And, a month into this relationship, the girl becomes the Poodle \u2013 an angry bitch that\u2019ll bite. No offense ladies, these men can do that to you. <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Run for your life. Change all your phone numbers 300 times – and once more after that. <\/p>\n

The Cheap Creep<\/strong>
\nAh, the easiest one to find in a bunch of men. The Cheap Creep is a loner. Sporting a rapist-like smirk, eavesdropping on most conversations, eyeing all the butts and busts of the room \u2013 lavishly and openly. He is the I-think-I-am-Brad-Pitt type but actually looks like a shaved donkey. The Cheap Creep is a slimy fellow, usually lecherous by nature, and thinks he\u2019s a player. He\u2019ll approach girls with lines like: \u201cGod bless those\u201d (And stare where men shouldn\u2019t), \u201cLet me show you my chest hair\u201d (while slowly unbuttoning the top 2 buttons of his shirt), \u201cYou ladies look like you need some action\u201d (and make sexual gestures). These are a few, I\u2019m sure you can add to the list. Even a stripper or a low cost prostitute will not engage with The Cheap Creap.<\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Public humiliation: One tight slap. <\/p>\n

The Beer Brawler<\/strong>
\nA perfectly sane looking individual who is known to be a champion. However, when his lips meet beer \u2013 the pig takes over. You\u2019d be surprised at what follows next. Mostly found in the bathroom or on John\u2019s new fish tank – throwing up. The Beer Brawler is the I-drink-50-beers-for-breakfast kind but gets drunk on 2 sips of root beer. He\u2019ll try to stimulate ladies by his shallow antics and short-lived memory span. Even a bird with a pea size brain can outwit this bloke. Once the Beer Brawler gets drunk, he\u2019ll enter into self-destruct mode. Usually leading to fights, random quarrels about how his girlfriend finds him immature or why he can\u2019t score a better girl (well, a good one). Usually ladies fall into his trap because they believe a man can quit beer. No, really? <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Fresh lime – lots of it!<\/p>\n

The Bitch in Pants<\/strong>
\nI know what most of the ladies are thinking. Yes, you\u2019re right. This is your favourite kind of man, the most popular in a group of girls. Wait, what? This may sound like a fantasy (to a few inexperienced men) but, the hard truth is, women love gossip. Yes, men gossip too, but this is one odd breed. He\u2019ll know everything about everyone (even a super bitch would feel befuddled with his gossip prowess). He\u2019ll out talk any girl in the room. There is some sort of a hidden channel via which this man receives all his feed. More so, women feel this urge to confide and confess all their secrets in him. <\/p>\n

Note:<\/strong> For men, it would be a good idea to have one such friend. He\u2019ll keep you out of trouble and into the right circle (remember he has so many girls around him). <\/p>\n

A girl would not know who is the man in the relationship if she ever got with this queen. But, look at the bright side; you\u2019ll have endless gossip. Need I say more? <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Leave the room. Better, put some pants on.<\/p>\n

The Cheating Cheetah<\/strong>
\nThe most dreaded of them all. The cheat. The guy every girl wants to kill. Well, almost. Known to hop on and hop off relationships like a schoolgirl with candy. Hmmm\u2026 Well, not like a schoolgirl but a baboon on sugar. At first, this man seems perfect, like a saint from the hills. He\u2019ll shower you with love and gifts (in most cases). You\u2019ll be on cloud 9 for this, albeit brief, period. The inner working of this man are similar to a scam artist. Once the bubble pops, you\u2019ll be heartbroken and distressed. Finally, all those warnings your friends gave will make sense. <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Ask him to marry you on the third date and watch him run. <\/p>\n

The Stingy Sheik<\/strong>
\nContrary to popular belief, the Stingy Sheik is an elaborate spender. He\u2019ll purchase the best of clothes, cars, mobile phones, shoes etc. etc. Here\u2019s the catch: None of it will be for you. The only thing you\u2019ll get is a set of bed sheets from Wal-Mart, at 50% off. He\u2019d occasionally make you \u2018ducth\u2019 the bill on the pretext that women are equal. I say BULLSHIT. <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Get your own wallet. Be a woman. <\/p>\n

The Brag Basket<\/strong>
\nThis man is full of himself. He\u2019ll brag about everything, literally. An average conversation with this hoodwink will include the stretches of property, cars and women he owns. You\u2019ll be yawning even before his Mercedes takes ignition. Also known to treat other humans like garbage – especially waiters and security guards. <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Ask him about that Ferrari he couldn\u2019t buy. <\/p>\n

The Safe Boy<\/strong>
\nThis is one of my favourites. The Safe Boy is your mom or dad disguised in sneakers and ripped jeans. He\u2019ll shy away from any opportunity to take advantage, drink milk at a bar and even go to church in the morning. Will constantly worry about your health and take you on long drives with no intent. Very cute indeed, but wait, didn\u2019t women prefer the bad boy? I\u2019ll get to him very shortly. Usually women use the safe boy as a fallback toy. You would hear women say, \u201cHe\u2019s been THERE for me\u201d garbage. <\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> Get a bad boy.
\nSpeaking of bad boys. I\u2019ve saved the best for last. Here\u2019s the man himself.<\/p>\n

The Bad Boy<\/strong>
\nThis is not your average Joe. He\u2019s the blue-eyed boy, the rock star of them all. He can jump in and out of any of the above roles at the drop of a hat. He is moody, choosy and downright egotistical and usually a good-looking stud. There will be commitment issues, relationship issues, and all sorts of issues that even I can\u2019t fathom. Teachers hate him, mothers love him (mostly), and men envy him. He makes girls go weak in the knees, flirts recklessly and takes most of the girls\u2019 home. Most girls can\u2019t resist this dude too long. In fact, friends would wait in line to be with him. That\u2019s crazy but all true. The only way you can go home with this bad boy is if your BOMB-like hot!<\/p>\n

Cure:<\/em> There is no cure. He\u2019s going to be out of this world. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

All right ladies, hope you enjoyed this short journey. I\u2019m sure there are 10 more men you can think of that should make this list. Kindly add them below, in the comments section and I will write about them in Volume 2. <\/p>\n

Note:<\/em> Some descriptive bits have been left out to keep this blog PG-13. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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