{"id":523,"date":"2009-12-29T18:23:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T12:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cockybox.com\/?p=523"},"modified":"2009-12-29T18:23:57","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T12:53:57","slug":"girls-you-wish-you-never-met","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/girls-you-wish-you-never-met\/","title":{"rendered":"Girls You Wish You Never Met"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"carlosnunez3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Sandy is one the hottest girls in town – her athletic body, long legs and diva-like looks could make any man weak in the knees. At the moment, she\u2019s flaunting her iPhone and Gucci dress that Rahul – the son of the biggest jeweller in town – gifted to her, for being her boyfriend. Can you spot the donkey in this story?<\/p>\n

If you think Sandy is with Rahul because he\u2019s a sweet and honest guy, and because he\u2019s sensitive and understanding, and you think true love beats all odds, then, its time I sat you down and put some sense back into your testosterone fueled head. So what is the warning? And what should you know? Well, rest assured I did the leg work and have my research categorized especially for you.<\/p>\n

Sugar Baby<\/strong>
\nSandy is your typical money monger – she\u2019ll squeeze your bank like a lemon and move on without any hesitation. She is usually a good looking female who carries herself well, is classy and a sucker for things money can buy, namely designer clothes, latest and most expensive cell phones and loves to dine and party at the most expensive restaurants in town. You\u2019ll find girls of this type swarming around boys and men that have rich daddies – the one\u2019s that are suckers for good looks only. Typically the Sugar Babies will do everything for a man – physically and emotionally – and they like to be spoiled more than often – if you are a middle class man, start looking for bus shelters – and once they\u2019re done squeezing, they move to the next boy with a fat cheque book. For these ladies it is about a lifestyle that they must maintain and about showing off such materialistic conquests in front of other girls.<\/p>\n

Designer Diva<\/strong>
\nThe DD is the closest in the family to Sugar Babies. These divas are bitches to the core and they use their good looks to lure men. They aren\u2019t looking for any relationship, they just want the dough, whereas, a Sugar Baby can be in a relation as long as the man fuels her materialistic desires. This girl will leave you in the lurch. On a particular day she\u2019ll make you feel like the man and on others she\u2019ll be a self centered bitch. Usually it\u2019s very easy to spot such girls – they\u2019re usually very hot and they don\u2019t take time in letting loose at clubs and parties. Another good example would be: If you were to call this particular type of girl and tell her you just made it out of an accident alive, she\u2019d pass it off and tell you that her broken nail was the most tragic event of the day.<\/p>\n

Balaji Broadcast<\/strong>
\nThis is the one girl you should completely steer clear off, unless you love \u2018K\u2019 serials and can\u2019t live without melodrama. This girl loves watching all shows made by Balaji Productions – the kinds that are absolutely pointless, full of ridiculous plots and negativity. She\u2019ll cut her wrists at the drop of a hat and have cry marathons that last weeks. The only way to get anything around this girl is using direct dialogues from shows – this means memorizing all shows at the tips of your fingers. A typical BB would blow even the tiniest of situations into mammoth issues. Be prepared to fight everyday, for the rest of your life – cause it will be a serial.<\/p>\n

Fevichick<\/strong>
\nThe Fevichick is the emotionally weak and clingy type girl. Usually at first, she\u2019ll be a darling and an awesome person to be around. Only a few days have passed and her \u2018cling mode\u2019 is turned on. You\u2019d find yourself replying to messages and calls all day long. For example: 1. Have you eaten? 2. Have you pooped? 3. Where are you? 4. What are you wearing? And if that\u2019s not enough she\u2019ll land up at your office and home – the surprise visits will get worse. Unless you like needy and clingy chicks, I\u2019d suggest Run!<\/p>\n

Jeevan Saathi Jhalli<\/strong>
\nYou\u2019d probably come across this girl through an online portal. The JSJ is the kind of girl that\u2019s looking for the perfect husband – the choice of her parents – and her days are spent surfing the likes of Shaadi.com and reading wedding books, and even fantasizing about children and a happily married life. A guy can never match up to the expectations of a JSJ. You\u2019ll soon realize that you\u2019re being controlled and manipulated by the girl into \u2018the\u2019 idea of a perfect man. If you like being controlled and told what to do, this is your girl.<\/p>\n

DDLJ Kudi<\/strong>
\nEver since she saw Dilwale Dulhaniya Leh Jayenge, she\u2019s been in love with \u2018Raj\u2019 – the character played by Shahrukh Khan. She is on the constant lookout for the mischievous bad boy character who\u2019ll become the sweet darling once they meet. If you\u2019re ever interrupted on a bus or train humming to \u2018tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam,\u2019 or any of the tracks from the movie, you\u2019ll know its the DDLJ Kudi. Be prepared to fight off her brothers and family members on a railway station amidst Punjabi cotton fields in true Bollywood style. If you think this sounds moronic – you\u2019re a sane man.<\/p>\n

Naive Nannu<\/strong>
\nThe NN is the kind of girl that has absolutely no brains. This means that there would only be one working brain in the relationship. A guy may find this cool at first, but only later realize the mess he\u2019s gotten himself into. You\u2019d be better off having a relationship with your shadow or reflection. She\u2019ll have nothing to say during discussions – it\u2019ll be more like you rambling like a mad baboon with little effect. This would be one of the most boring relationships. I\u2019d suggest getting a goldfish or turtle.<\/p>\n

Louis Vuitton Loser <\/strong>
\nOut of all the girls mentioned above, this one is the most popular and my favourite. I find the LV Loser to be thoroughly \u2018amusing\u2019 and \u2018silly.\u2019 You can call her the \u2018Fresh Off The House Boat\u2019 or the \u2018Over Achiever.\u2019 You can easily distinguish her in a crowded party – she\u2019ll be overdressed – she and Govinda would share the same designer labels – and trying too hard. At first, this girl may come across, accidently, but momentarily and look good, however, don\u2019t let your anticipation fool you – the moment the LV Loser opens her mouth, you\u2019ll turn around and run in the opposite direction. If you think a yellow shirt and pink hot pants are cool than this would be your soulmate.<\/p>\n

Harry\u2019s Ex<\/strong>
\nHarry treats women like garbage, and unsurprisingly broke it off with Sunita. On the contrary Sunita still loves Harry even though he\u2019s an asshole. Now, no matter how much Raj loves Sunita, he can never convince her into moving on. \u2018Harry\u2019s Ex\u2019 is the worst kind of girl to be in a relation with – all your conversations will end up revolving around how Harry can change. Any normal guy will get fed-up with this kind of girl within a month, however, there are a few risk-takers and thrill seekers who\u2019ll stick around a bit longer – because they think their love will outshine competition – only to end up frustrated, depressed and maybe measured.<\/p>\n

Bhakt Bharti <\/strong>
\nIf any conversation with a girl starts with a prayer or you humming the national anthem – you know you\u2019re in a relation with BB. Worst, you\u2019ll have to sacrifice on any form of love making or touching in the event of religious, national or periodic occasions. She is the insanely religious devotee that\u2019ll make you want to take the celibacy oath and maybe even turn into a baba. From mornings to late evenings you\u2019ll be attending prayers and practicing the holy doctrine. And if you show any signs of retreat, you\u2019ll be banned from any sexual contact for the rest of your life – that leaves you with only one thing to do: Prayer.<\/p>\n

The list of girls mentioned above have been selected on the basis of their silly and niche characteristics. I do not intend to hurt the sentiments of any particular female, rather, I\u2019m just watching out for my brothers who are unable to get it right. There are several girls out there that are simply amazing and to die for – all the best boys.<\/p>\n

Also check out the list of men that women should avoid here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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