{"id":1135,"date":"2016-02-26T20:08:07","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T20:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/?p=1135"},"modified":"2022-06-25T07:43:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T11:43:57","slug":"the-mars-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/the-mars-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mars Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You\u2019d agree if I said girls, today, jump in and out of a relationship on a whim. That said, they are certainly running the show, multi-tasking life, giving the bandwagon \u2013 cause you can no longer be in the same one – a tough time and even calling the shots on Mars.<\/p>\n

In all this canoodling of roles, rare breeds of women have risen from the ashes, like the Phoenix, but only better looking in a two-piece bikini. Of course there\u2019s a flipside to all this, I mean \u2013 while others gaze in despair, you can cash in on the opportunity.<\/p>\n

Allow me to elucidate a theory.<\/p>\n

Firstly, instead of being overwhelmed, observe the pencil heeled, dressed in a suit, with hair tied in a bun. She has the bank balance, looks that make you quaff like a cave man, a fancy car and a 36th floor apartment with a view that makes the moon look like a lamp post. Now, don\u2019t ask me how I know that last bit.<\/p>\n

Stay with me. You need to get yourself a Sugar Mamma. She\u2019s a ray of hope \u2013 a mistress of excessive and indulgent fun. And, by doing so you\u2019d be no less of a man you ever were. In fact, this will only reinforce your lost childhood confidence.<\/p>\n

She wants to escape the corporate battalion and you need a break from stereotypical pressure – a win-win for everyone in the equation. The benefits of being with a Sugar Mamma begin on the lazy boy – chilled beer in hand, watching the game and having pizza delivered at the door \u2013 her place, bruh!<\/p>\n

These ladies desire love and affection – not necessarily leading to marriage \u2013 from a man who\u2019s utterly devoid of work-induced-nag. The kinds most intellectual gentlemen do in boredrooms (aka boardrooms).<\/p>\n

The easiest way to get noticed by a Sugar Mamma is to, one, being goofy or if you\u2019re a natural comedic \u2013 making her laugh (women love a guy a funny man), two, mastering a rare Chinese technique which can sedate a girl with just a wrist action (rubbing her feet silly) and three, a bottle of wine and some chilled beer \u2013 if you\u2019re half as smart as you look, you\u2019ll only drink the wine.<\/p>\n

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You\u2019d agree if I said girls, today, jump in and out of a relationship on a whim. That said, they are certainly running the show, multi-tasking life, giving the bandwagon \u2013 cause you can no longer be in the same one – a tough time and even calling the shots on Mars. In all this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gq","category-syng"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1605,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions\/1605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}