{"id":1126,"date":"2016-02-26T19:56:25","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T19:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2022-06-25T07:43:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T11:43:57","slug":"men-are-tools","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/men-are-tools\/","title":{"rendered":"Men Are Tools"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You know what happens to the nice guys who pamper girls with flowers, chocolates, expensive gifts or give into her every whim because she has to buy that really cute dress from Palladium – the ones that try to hard at being the \u201cperfect\u201d man?<\/p>\n

They get the \u201cbest friend\u201d disease, which means packing up your tool and heading for the hills. Here, your best friend will be Lama, a mountain goat. If you want to be the tool women can\u2019t resist, think like a Man. Drop the sissy pink dress and put on your rubber boots.<\/p>\n

Men, from a really long time back when you weren\u2019t around, have been born leaders, protectors of the tribe, hunters for food and fighters of life, ambitious for their dreams – the kinds women can\u2019t resist.<\/p>\n

Allow me to paint a vivid picture. How many times do you come across a gorgeous looking girl and think, boy, if I was with her? This is when you make the common mistake of putting her on the pedestal \u2013 a trophy to be won.<\/p>\n

And, chances are you become a fire hydrant in this situation – only twiddling your thumbs. Outcome being, the girl drops you for another man, leaving you heart-broken. You console yourself with: only rich, successful men – the-guys-with-big-cars who look like sculpted Greek gods deserve such women.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t worry – I\u2019ve got the antidote for you.<\/p>\n

The first rule to abide by: you are the prize \u2013 the trophy to be won. Let women fight for you. Be a tool – women rather share an exciting man than be committed to a loser.<\/p>\n

Secondly, think like a hunter: trust your gut instincts. Think DO. In other words, stop counting goats and take the first step \u2013 throw that damn spear!<\/p>\n

Thirdly, real MEN don\u2019t sit around and listen to women all night, they run around like kids with their toys. They live on adventure and things that go really fast.<\/p>\n

Lastly, my advice is like weaponry at your disposal. Avoid the by-the-book routine. Real men fight with lesser armoury like Bruce Wayne from the new Batman movie. Add a mix of your own style and girls will keep coming back for more.<\/p>\n

Published originally on GQ<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know what happens to the nice guys who pamper girls with flowers, chocolates, expensive gifts or give into her every whim because she has to buy that really cute dress from Palladium – the ones that try to hard at being the \u201cperfect\u201d man? They get the \u201cbest friend\u201d disease, which means packing up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gq","category-syng"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1608,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions\/1608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}