{"id":1110,"date":"2016-02-26T19:28:57","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T19:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2022-06-25T07:43:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T11:43:57","slug":"how-not-to-be-a-complete-schmuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/how-not-to-be-a-complete-schmuck\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to be a complete schmuck"},"content":{"rendered":"

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From what I have previously discussed, you\u2019re A-game should be selling the idea of adventure, looking sharp, chest hair and making the first impression on Venus. That said and done, how does one go about this with little or no experience?<\/p>\n

Begin here. Take a brief moment and think about all the times you\u2019ve driven a group of girls to the mall, picked up their clothes from the dry cleaners or even stayed up all night listening to them rattle away about how men are dogs.<\/p>\n

Honestly, if you partake in any of those activities, my best bet is, you\u2019ll always remain the friend \u2013 one of the girls, so to speak.<\/p>\n

The first thing you need to do is tell yourself, \u201c(put your name here), you\u2019re not going to run after women\u201d. Repeat this in your head a few times every day. This should kindle some confidence and ignite dormant male hormones. I know what you\u2019re thinking:<\/p>\n

But, by doing so, wouldn\u2019t this eliminate all my chances with females? The answer is, \u2018NO\u2019.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s why. Think about all the men that run after women \u2013 making them a trophy to be won. And, here you are with the couldn\u2019t-care-less attitude making women curious and fuelling imaginations – become the trophy.<\/p>\n

Next, how do you fix available-on-a-whim tag without losing friends? Simple. Become exclusive, stay busy or for the sake of conversation, the next time a girl calls you to fetch her lip-gloss, let her know you\u2019re doing something important – stuck at work, flying a plane etc.<\/p>\n

Get the picture? By doing so, you\u2019ll no longer be \u201cavailable\u201d all the time. In other words, you\u2019ll come of as exclusive \u2013 the kinds women lust for.<\/p>\n

Lastly, become or stay mysterious in the eyes of women. You can do this by speaking less about yourself, giving generalized answers and turning the conversation back on Venus. The gift of gab work like a charm, so read more newspapers, magazines etc.<\/p>\n

Remember, be exclusive, remain mysterious and avoid chasing girls \u2013 like a dog chasing its tail – and you\u2019ll be the man girls can\u2019t stop talking about with their friends.<\/p>\n

Published originally on GQ<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From what I have previously discussed, you\u2019re A-game should be selling the idea of adventure, looking sharp, chest hair and making the first impression on Venus. That said and done, how does one go about this with little or no experience? Begin here. Take a brief moment and think about all the times you\u2019ve driven […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gq","category-syng"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1613,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}