{"id":1107,"date":"2016-02-26T19:24:27","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T19:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2022-06-25T07:43:58","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T11:43:58","slug":"high-flier-program","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulsyng.com\/blog\/high-flier-program\/","title":{"rendered":"High Flier Program"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As I snuggled my way into the economy seat of a Being 747, with a flask half-full of rum and my iPad in position for a theatrical odyssey, hoping to avoid any in-flight food and entertainment, a sexy crisp-cracker like voice on the overhead speakers of a Boeing 747 had me entranced.<\/p>\n

It was the pilot \u2013 a female in her early 30s, and moments later, she handed over the mic to the co-pilot, another woman \u2013 although this one sounded like a girl I met at a bar in Berlin, who happened to work as a part-time belly dancer. I\u2019m guessing this wasn\u2019t her, although, that would be a fantasy most of us would fancy.<\/p>\n

In a lech-like state, I pictured the first voice in garters, topped with a sexy short blue skirt, piercing white shirt littered with medals and hair tied neatly in a tight bun under a cap. And, the second voice in an electric yellow and pink Punjabi suit, with wavy hair down to her Angelina-Jolie-like bum. Think Katrina Kaif from Namaste London but with Sheila\u2019s feline prowess.<\/p>\n

It was only when Linda \u2013 a sexy flight steward – interrupted with a glass of Jack that I noticed the drool on my upper left shirt pocket. She knew this wasn\u2019t the airplane food that had me in a dog-looking-for-bone state.<\/p>\n

Around 3 am, two hours into the flight, and a few innocent glances later, I could see Linda step up to the lavatory door and press her comely body up against the door, biting her lip, big-Barbie-eyes fluttering, left hand combing her hair and the right slithering down from bust to hip in slow motion – showcasing her a body like the girls introducing a Chevy convertible on The Price Is Right, hosted by Bob Barker.<\/p>\n

A heady clutter of thoughts ensued as I gathered my legs to follow Linda into the high-flier loyalty program. We began to work each other like clothes in a washing machine – nimble not to awake fellow passengers.<\/p>\n

I kept thinking, Linda\u2019s damn flexible – she had both legs wrapped around my neck, while her bum balanced on an inch of shelf. This is when I lost balance and ended our kinky jugglery by sandwiching Linda\u2019s bum against the counter, dislocating a tap.<\/p>\n

The sound of gushing water deafened my ears. As I regained consciousness from a sozzled slumber I could see Linda crouched over, dabbing my face with a wet towel. Apparently, I had one too many and zonked out two hours into the flight.<\/p>\n

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