With only thirty minutes left to the day, exhausted, I’ve decided to write you a detailed description of the contents of my pockets.
In my left pant pocket, there are receipts from Starbucks; I drank Americano with honey and almond milk during the day. A Tall Blonde Latte made with almond milk in the evening. There was an egg and sausage wrap involved.
The shirt pocket has my lunch receipt from work. Fish, jerk chicken and daal, if you were curious. Can’t complain, right?
Back pants pockets are reserved for my phone and wallet — only while standing or on the move, never sitting down. On digging further I recovered lint, cat hair and a cineplex ticket.
The small pocket intended for watches has loose change comprising of 3 quarters, a loonie and a dime.
Bet you didn’t notice I went to the movie alone.